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The Big Question(s)

The Big Question(s)

The post-proposal interrogation begins. Words by Carly Heffernan We get asked a lot of questions in life. How was your weekend? Do you want fries with that? Why did you wear a Speedo…

Embrace the Cold!

Embrace the Cold!

Out with complaints; in with Old Man Winter. Words by Carly Heffernan Three things are inevitable in Canada: high taxes, an almost lustful love of hockey, and winter. So here’s my…

Mississauga High!

Mississauga High!

Why municipal elections remind me of high school. Words by Carly Heffernan Take a deep breath. Smell that? That’s the sweet smell of an upcoming election. (Unless you’re reading this while on break…

Batter Up!

Batter Up!

The hard truths of soft ball.  Words by Carly Heffernan  Something’s different about me. I’ve changed since last we spoke. No, I didn’t finally find the courage to try bangs…

Spring Self-Cleaning

Spring Self-Cleaning

Where to start when it’s you who needs a cleanse? Words by Carly Heffernan Spring is here, I can tell. The sun is out, people are day-drunk and all the wrong guys…

Bon Voyage?

Bon Voyage?

Treat yourself with an all-expenses-unpaid staycation! Words by Carly Heffernan I can understand why you’d like to get away. I too have dreamed of packing my bags and escaping to some…

Love Letters

Love Letters

Remember when… Words by Carly Heffernan Remember when getting mail didn’t happen in front of a computer screen? Or when catching up with a friend didn’t involve 10 abbreviations and a dozen…

MississaugaLife Classics: The Kids’ Table

MississaugaLife Classics: The Kids’ Table

There’s no better place to mould tomorrow’s minds. Words by Carly Heffernan There’s a chill in the air, carols are creeping onto the airwaves and I’m starting to think that…

Perfect Fit

Perfect Fit

Work out your fitness style. Words by Carly Heffernan It coincides with the changing of the seasons. As you transition from one wardrobe to another, suddenly that sweater is just…

Summer Loathin’

Summer Loathin’

A little seasonal bah-humbug. Words by Carly Heffernan It’s here, it’s here, it’s finally here! Winter has come and gone about three times and though there was that apocalypse-like hail…

I Am SO Makeover It!

I Am SO Makeover It!

Learning to fly without false eyelashes. Words by Carly Heffernan Spring has sprung! The snow has melted, the birds are back and Mother Nature looks like a new and improved woman……

Living the Dream Job

Living the Dream Job

Momma, don’t let your daughters grow up to be comics. Words by Carly Heffernan Some little girls dream of being a movie star or a fashion model. Some dream of…

Me Luv Valentine’s Day!

Me Luv Valentine’s Day!

If loving Valentine’s is wrong, I don’t want to be right! Words by Carly Heffernan Forgive me modern ladies, for I have sinned. It’s been my whole life since my…